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Friday, February 25, 2005

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Yes. This is what I do with my day. For people who don't read Harry Potter, this probably won't be funny, except for sheer randomness value. For people who do read Harry Potter -- you've got to admit: that's a damned funny picture.

Perhaps we can play on Gilderoy Lockhart being a total nutcase? Make his mum or dad a Wizarding radio personality? (Unless there's canonical evidence he was raised by chickens or something -- I don't have my books with me right now). Something like . . . 'Like Charlemgane Lockhart (of the Witchcraft and Wizarding How To And Whyfore show (WBBC 4, Wednesdays at 3), it shows you how with easy . . . ' etc? And feel free to play with any and all of that cause I pulled it out of my behind ;)

But, for future reference, Charlemagne Lockhart is a KICKASS name, and the idea of his parents being game show hosts... Hillarious.


You know -- wouldn't Gilderoy have been at school with the Marauders? Or at least sometime around then?

Absolutely. A couple of years younger, maybe?

I think he was a Hufflepuff. =)

He was SO in Hufflepuff. And some day the Marauders are going to have high fun with him on the day his talk show parents come to Hogwarts for the . . . school play or something.

Oh god I think I just died at the idea of the school play. THE POTENTIAL.

Oh. My. God.

What would they do? I say Pirates of Penzance. Hee hee hee. I see Sirius as the Pirate King, James as Frederick, Remus as the Modern Major General, and Peter as the Mr. Smee guy -- what was his name? Samuel?


I just decided today, whilst randomly walking down the street, that the next vignette I'm writing will have Sirius talking like a pirate for the entire time. I hadn't yet figured out a reason for it (and had no intention whatsoever of explaning it--his friends, you see, have known for ages that one should not pay attention to Sirius when he does such things), but you've gone and come up with a reason for me. :D


That's too funny for words.

Can't you just see him prancing around singing "I AM THE PIRATE KING!" at the top of his lungs??


Anonymous said...

Hee hee hee!

LOVING the idea of a school play.

At the boys' school leaver's play some jokers thought it was funny to unleash a herd (herd? I should check that site) of white mice loose on the school. Chaos reigned. Would've worked better at our school, being that we were all girly girls, but even still. Pretty good practical joke, and possibility for marauding fun?!?!?!

- Lucy. Bored. Doing lesson plans.

Lacy: Who Needs a Hat To Sing? said...

What is a leaver's play?