Here's how things stand, today:

Location: California
Tuesday: Sucking Purple Monkey Butt like nobody's business
Trip Home: Excellent -- but busy!
Bridal Shower: Totally overwhelming and wonderful. Found out that my little sister is Martha Stewart's secret twin. Seriously. There were wedding cake and wedding dress shapped cookies involved.
Birthday: Pretty darn good. I got a bridal shower, and an airport (the Macintosh variety, not the LAX variety). Wheeeeeee for WI-FI!
Brandon: Better than ever =)
Job: Not so much
To Do List: Roughly three miles long
Shower gifts: Scattered haphazardly all around my apartment