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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A brief brief history of time

Oh my gosh this is funny stuff!!!

A Brief Brief History of Time

(A commentary containing the sense of Hawking’s book without the lame science asshattery, but with much more l33t. This is not intended as a serious study aid, more as an aid to bluffing the book at parties. Although if you’re talking about this shit at parties you need to hang out with people other than Star Trek nerds. Also, this is something I'm doing purely for fun. I intend no disrespect, slander or infringement to any persons mentioned.)

And so on. It starts out something like this:

Chapter 1: Our Picture of the Universe

(Should really have been called “Well that about wraps it up for God.”)

The Universe: *exists*

Prehistoric Mankind: *exists also*

The Universe: *is very mysterious*

Slightly Less Prehistoric Mankind: OMG! Lights in the sky! WTF is up with that?

The Universe: *grins mysteriously*

Even Less Prehistoric Mankind: Well, all of this is here for us, obv. We are, after all, the sharpest tools in this particular box.

The Dolphins: Not bloody likely. *grumble grumble*

And really, anything with that many references to the Hitchhiker's guide in such a small space really deserves a read. Funny funny funny. Go. Read. Seriously.

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