Does anyone have Showtime and a VCR and a blank tape that they want to give me?
Because OH MY GOD, they've remade "Reefer Madness" as a MUSICAL.
I kid you not.
"Based upon the 1938 cult classic, Reefer Madness is an all-singing, all-dancing, all-toking extravaganza. Starring Alan Cumming, Kristen Bell, and Christian Campbell, in Reefer Madness clean-cut kids turn into deranged, sex-crazed hopheads at the hands of the oily Jack (Steven Weber), misguided Mae (the ever-excellent Ana Gasteyer) and the wiles of the dreaded ganga plant."
Please somebody, SOMEBODY tape this for me. I will forever ever ever be in your debt.
8:00pm Saturday. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?