favorite lines of the day

I am building up some serious bad Karma. I live in fear of the day when the universe makes me eat it.

In an email from Allison.

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Slang is a type of linguistic jaywalking: you can stand at the crosswalk and wait for the light to change, but that would be boring, as well as slow, so we'd rather not.

Michael Adams from Slayer Slang